Adventures of TashMan, Foxy and Lash Boy

I love a challenge, me...so when some fellow Brady-lovin folk came up with the idea of superhero trio TashMan, Foxy and Lash Boy, I was only too happy to provide the visuals:

And then having seen them all ready for action like that....

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It is a quiet morning in Chester and not-so-mild mannered nightclub owner Brendan Brady is enjoying a quick cuppa and gathering his thoughts for the day ahead...

It seems like any other day.  But unknown to Brendan, a dark presence is lurking nearby....(at the Price Slice in fact, somewhat surprisingly...).

Later, the phone rings.  It's Foxy calling, and he has bad news...an evil maniac known as The Razor is plotting to rid the entrie planet of facial hair, starting with the Chester area.  He has set up the nerve-centre for his vile plans at the Price Slice. 

"Sounds like a job for TashMan and Foxy", says Brendan.  But Foxy is unavoidably detained on urgent business, and can not get there... 

TashMan will have to go alone.  Undeterred, Double B nips into the broom cupboard for a quick change...

And before you know it, TashMan is up and away...

Over at the Price Slice, it looks like Foxy was right...

Things are looking even worse inside...The Razor is waiting for TashMan, and he is pretty scary...

TashMan is fearless though, and ready to do battle with this evil tash-hating beast.  The two size each other up for a moment....

...but oh no! TashMan gets momentarily distracted by the mutant creature's hideous appearance...

The Razor seizes on this moment of distraction, blasting TashMan with his Ray-Zor eyes, and knocking him unconscious...

Calamity!  Tashman is out cold, and The Razor is closing in, to shave off his tash (which is the source of all his powers, obviously...)

What will happen next??   Find out next time!




Just kidding!   Surely y'all can guess what's going to happen?...

Yes, of course!  Lash Boy is here, and he's armed and dangerous! (But still managing to have really pretty eyelashes.)   The Razor is quaking with fear...

Luckily, The Razor's weapons are useless against clean-shaven pretty-boys, so it's an easy victory for Lash Boy and his dangerously volumising mascara brush.  It's all over in seconds.   

So...phew! We can all breathe easy again!  The world's facial hair is safe once more and we can sleep soundly in our beds tonight.

And look!  TashMan is just coming round in time for a reviving Super-Snog, complete with fireworks...

Aww!  I do like a happy ending. 

Well, I hope you enjoyed that bit of super-silliness, (which clearly was a valid and productive use of my time...right?!)      ......Till next time.....